My Stomach Is Flat (The L Is Silent)

Technically accurate. Grammatically impeccable. Physically, another matter.

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "MY STOMACH IS FLAT (THE L IS SILENT)" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
For everyone who has made peace with the situation, found the loophole, and is wearing it with complete confidence. Off-white text on black cotton.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "MY STOMACH IS FLAT (THE L IS SILENT)" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
For everyone who has made peace with the situation, found the loophole, and is wearing it with complete confidence. Off-white text on black cotton.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "MY STOMACH IS FLAT (THE L IS SILENT)" – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who handle body image issues with linguistic precision and dad joke energy. Off-white text featuring a grammar pun that’s technically accurate.

For those who prefer clever wordplay over gym memberships and would rather laugh at themselves than pretend they’re training for a marathon. The design combines self-awareness with linguistic humor for maximum relatability. Works well as a gift for friends who appreciate a good pun and have made peace with their snack drawer.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who know the difference between your and you’re but not the difference between one cookie and the whole sleeve.