This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who are done being criticized by imperfect humans with selective memory. Off-white text that shuts down judgment with one simple condition.
For those who’ve been lectured by people whose own lives are a dumpster fire, criticized by hypocrites who conveniently forget their own mistakes, and judged by relatives who peaked in high school. The design sets a reasonable boundary: get your own house in order before commenting on mine. Works well as a gift for anyone navigating judgmental family members, holier-than-thou coworkers, or social media morality police.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who understand that everyone’s a mess and judgment should come with receipts of perfection.