This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve mastered the appearance of attention while their brain is three topics ahead or completely dissociated. Off-white text documenting a skill most people deny having.
For those who maintain eye contact while internally composing grocery lists, planning escape routes, or replaying that embarrassing thing from a decade ago. The design acknowledges what everyone does but nobody admits: sometimes you’re nodding along while absorbing absolutely nothing. Works well as a gift for anyone with ADHD, chronic overthinkers, people stuck in boring meetings, or friends who’ve perfected the art of zoning out mid-conversation.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that looking interested and actually listening are two completely separate activities.