This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve stopped trying to win arguments with facts. Cynical commentary in off-white text about the state of modern discourse.
For those who’ve watched reason lose to outrage, logic get dismissed as elitist, and intelligence become a social liability. The shirt says what you’re thinking during every family dinner, staff meeting, and comment section encounter. Works well as a gift for the friend who’s stopped sharing articles because nobody reads past the headline anyway.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who value critical thinking and have the receipts to prove they’re right but have learned to stay quiet.