This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose risk assessment skills decline proportionally with their blood alcohol content. Off-white text documenting the decision-making process after a few drinks.
For those who’ve agreed to karaoke, argued with strangers about philosophy, eaten questionable gas station food, and texted exes—all decisions that seemed brilliant at the time. The design celebrates the optimistic recklessness that arrives somewhere between drink two and regret. Works well as a gift for friends with legendary bad-decision stories, weekend warriors, or anyone whose best adventures started with someone saying this sounds like a terrible idea.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that sobriety is overrated when there are questionable choices to be made and stories to regret tomorrow.