This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve accepted they’re not role model material and anyone relating to them should probably talk to a professional. Off-white text serving as both confession and warning label.
For those who cancel plans last minute, give terrible advice with full confidence, have never been described as dependable, and know their life choices shouldn’t be replicated by others. The design acknowledges that being relatable isn’t always aspirational—sometimes it’s a red flag that you both need therapy. Works well as a gift for chronically late friends, perpetually chaotic coworkers, or anyone whose life is held together by duct tape and denial.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know they’re a cautionary tale, not an inspiration, and are fine with that.