This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who express their frustration in NATO phonetic alphabet because it sounds more professional than screaming. Off-white text spelling out what everyone’s thinking.
For those navigating corporate nonsense, bureaucratic incompetence, or general daily chaos who want to say what the fuck without actually saying it. The design uses military radio communication standards to express civilian exasperation. Works well as a gift for veterans, aviation enthusiasts, corporate survivors, or anyone who’s perfected the art of professional profanity through coded language.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know their phonetic alphabet and use it to maintain plausible deniability in professional settings.