I Hope You Choke on the Shit You Talk

Karma works too slowly. This is faster.

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE SHIT YOU TALK" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
A very specific wish, extended to a very specific type of person. Off-white text on black cotton, skipping the polite version entirely.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE SHIT YOU TALK" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
A very specific wish, extended to a very specific type of person. Off-white text on black cotton, skipping the polite version entirely.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE SHIT YOU TALK" – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who are done being polite to gossips, backstabbers, and professional trash talkers. Off-white text delivering a very specific curse upon rumor spreaders.

For those who’ve reached their limit with coworkers who whisper in corners, relatives who spread family business, and former friends who can’t keep your name out of their mouth. The design expresses what everyone thinks but rarely says out loud to people whose favorite hobby is talking behind backs. Works well as a gift for anyone navigating toxic workplaces, drama-filled friend groups, or family members who treat everyone’s business like community property.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who believe karma works too slowly and gossips deserve immediate consequences.