I Need a Hug or 6 Shots of Vodka

Either works, depending on who you are.

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I NEED A HUG OR 6 SHOTS OF VODKA" and shot glass graphic – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Two legitimate options. Off-white text and shot glass graphic on black cotton, leaving the method entirely up to you.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I NEED A HUG OR 6 SHOTS OF VODKA" and shot glass graphic – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Two legitimate options. Off-white text and shot glass graphic on black cotton, leaving the method entirely up to you.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I NEED A HUG OR 6 SHOTS OF VODKA" and shot glass graphic – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose self-care oscillates between emotional vulnerability and functional alcoholism. Off-white text with shot glass graphic documenting two equally valid coping strategies.

For those navigating work stress, relationship chaos, family dysfunction, or general life exhaustion who’ve learned that feelings can be processed through either therapy-approved methods or the liquor cabinet. The design acknowledges that sometimes you need emotional support and sometimes you need to chemically suppress awareness of needing emotional support. Works well as a gift for stressed coworkers, overwhelmed friends, anyone in survival mode, or people whose idea of self-care depends entirely on what’s available.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who know that emotional regulation comes in many forms and judgment helps nobody.