This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who believe silence is golden and most conversations are copper at best. Off-white text expressing a desire for humanity’s collective mute button.
For those exhausted by open-plan offices, loud phone talkers, unsolicited opinions, people who narrate their entire lives, and anyone who treats silence like a personal attack. The design celebrates the lost art of shutting up and acknowledges that not every thought requires verbalization. Works well as a gift for introverts, library enthusiasts, people who work from home for the quiet, or anyone whose social battery runs on airplane mode.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who value peace over performance and believe conversations should have word limits.