This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who recognize patterns in recurring nonsense and have named the phenomenon after farm animals. Off-white text and cow graphic documenting the moment you realize history is repeating itself and it still sucks.
For those stuck in endless loops of workplace incompetence, relationship red flags they’ve seen before, family drama with different characters but identical plots, or any situation where you’ve definitely dealt with this exact garbage previously. The design combines French sophistication with bovine imagery to describe the universal experience of recognizing familiar bullshit. Works well as a gift for office workers trapped in meeting hell, anyone dating the same person in different bodies, or friends whose life is one extended rerun.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve learned that experience is just recognizing which flavor of nonsense is being served today.