This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who imagine God looking at humanity in 2025 with the same energy as a disappointed parent checking their kid’s report card. Off-white text presenting divine commentary on the current state of affairs.
For those who view world events through the lens of cosmic irony and suspect that if God’s still watching, the reaction is less hallelujah and more what the hell happened here. The design captures theological sarcasm for anyone who thinks the Creator’s probably regretting some design choices. Works well as a gift for lapsed Catholics, recovering evangelicals, philosophy majors questioning everything, or friends whose relationship with faith is complicated by reality.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who believe that if there’s a God, they’re probably as confused as the rest of us.