This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve resigned from the position of actively participating in their own existence. Off-white text documenting the moment effort became optional.
For those exhausted by the performance of being functional, tired of pretending they’re invested in outcomes they don’t care about, and done forcing themselves to show up for a life that feels increasingly like unpaid overtime. The design celebrates the decision to stop trying so hard and accept that coasting is a valid strategy. Works well as a gift for burnt-out millennials, anyone in survival mode, friends questioning all their life choices, or people whose relationship with ambition has gone from complicated to nonexistent.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that life is happening whether they participate or not and have chosen the latter.