This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who appreciate dark humor that works on multiple levels. Off-white graphic showing zombies taking the phrase literally as eyeballs detach and hit the floor.
For those who grew up hearing don’t roll your eyes at me from every authority figure and now appreciate the dark comedy of zombies whose eyes actually do roll—right out of their skulls. The design combines parental discipline energy with horror movie logic for maximum absurdist humor. Works well as a gift for horror fans with dad joke energy, people who appreciate wordplay, parents with dark senses of humor, or anyone who’s been yelled at for eye-rolling and wishes they could’ve used this defense.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that the best humor is literal interpretation of idioms combined with body horror.