This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who imagine divine judgment comes with a side of exasperation. Off-white graphic showing Jesus with arms outstretched delivering the review humanity probably deserves.
For those who view theology through dark humor and suspect that if there’s a final judgment, it’s less fire and brimstone and more deep disappointment about how we’ve handled things. The design captures the comedy of humans consistently failing to meet basic expectations while imagining divine frustration with the whole experiment. Works well as a gift for lapsed Catholics with dark humor, people whose relationship with faith is complicated, philosophy majors questioning everything, or friends who believe sacred and sarcastic aren’t mutually exclusive.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who appreciate religious satire and believe that if divine beings exist, they’re probably as confused by humanity as we are by them.