This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose decision-making process involves constructing elaborate disaster scenarios for every option. Off-white text documenting the need for processing time before answering yes or no.
For those navigating anxiety spirals, ADHD brain loops, decision paralysis, or just the general experience of turning “what do you want for dinner” into an existential crisis. The design celebrates self-awareness about overthinking while also being the overthinking in action. Works well as a gift for anxious friends, chronic overthinkers, people whose group chat messages take 20 minutes to compose, or anyone whose brain treats simple choices like life-altering decisions.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that overthinking is both the problem and their brain’s favorite hobby, and self-awareness doesn’t make it stop.