This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve noticed that genuine happiness is so statistically improbable it must be chemically induced. Off-white text delivering dark satire about the state of modern existence.
For those navigating a world where life is so comprehensively terrible that anyone displaying actual joy is clearly on something. The design is bitter commentary on how we’ve accepted that pharmaceutical intervention is the only path to not wanting to scream constantly. It’s not praising meds—it’s acknowledging that unmedicated happiness in this timeline is basically a myth. Works well as a gift for cynics, people whose default state is mild despair, friends who joke that everyone’s either medicated or lying, or adults who’ve accepted that contentment requires chemical assistance because the world certainly isn’t providing it.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that if someone’s genuinely happy in this day and age, it’s pharmaceuticals or delusion, but probably pharmaceuticals.