This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose relationship with life has become adversarial and they’re negotiating terms of suffering. Off-white script text delivering a crude request for mercy via metaphor.
For those experiencing relentless difficulty where every day feels like another round of getting screwed over by circumstances, bad luck, or just existence in general. The design uses dark humor to express exhaustion with ongoing hardship—if suffering is inevitable, could it at least be less brutal? Works well as a gift for people having the worst year ever, anyone navigating chronic bad luck, friends whose life motto is “can it get worse? yes it can,” or adults who’ve learned that complaining doesn’t help but dark humor does.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white script text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve reached the point where they’re not asking for life to stop being difficult, just requesting it be slightly less painful.