This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve concluded that basic reasoning skills are a rare commodity. Off-white text with thinking emoji expressing the futile wish that logic was universal.
For those exhausted by watching people make preventable mistakes, tired of explaining obvious solutions to avoidable problems, and baffled by how many adults function without critical thinking skills. The design captures the frustration of living in a world where common sense is anything but common—you’re not asking for genius-level intellect, just basic reasoning, and apparently that’s too much. Works well as a gift for teachers marking wrong answers to easy questions, anyone in customer service dealing with preventable issues, IT workers troubleshooting user error, or adults wondering how humanity has survived this long.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and emoji print in bordered box design
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that intelligence may be distributed unevenly, but stupidity is democratic, and basic logic is tragically rare.