I Wasn't Listening. Still Not Listening.

Present in body. Elsewhere in every other sense.

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I WASN'T LISTENING STILL NOT LISTENING" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Not a lapse. A condition. Off-white text on black cotton, providing an honest status update for anyone who was wondering.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I WASN'T LISTENING STILL NOT LISTENING" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Not a lapse. A condition. Off-white text on black cotton, providing an honest status update for anyone who was wondering.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I WASN'T LISTENING STILL NOT LISTENING" – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose brain stopped processing the conversation three sentences ago and shows no signs of recovery. Off-white text providing real-time updates on attention status.

For those navigating ADHD brain fog, social exhaustion, selective hearing, or the general experience of nodding along while internally thinking about literally anything else. The design acknowledges that sometimes you’re physically present but mentally checked out, and that’s not changing anytime soon. Works well as a gift for anyone with attention deficit disorders, exhausted parents who’ve stopped pretending to listen, coworkers in their fifth meeting of the day, or friends whose eyes glaze over mid-conversation.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who believe honesty about not listening beats pretending to care, and mental unavailability deserves acknowledgment.