This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose internal monologue is more like an internal podcast with multiple unscheduled guests. Off-white text that validates the chaos.
For those whose brain runs seventeen parallel thought processes simultaneously, most of which are unhelpful but occasionally brilliant. The shirt acknowledges that intrusive thoughts and racing minds sometimes generate legitimate insights buried between the anxiety spirals and random song lyrics. Works well as a gift for friends whose genius ideas arrive at 3 AM or mid-panic attack.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve learned to take notes during mental chaos because sometimes the voices make excellent points.