I'm Really Bad at Apologies So Go Unfuck Yourself or Whatever

The remorse is in there somewhere. It's just not coming out.

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I'M REALLY BAD AT APOLOGIES SO GO UNFUCK YOURSELF OR WHATEVER" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
An attempt at resolution. Off-white text on black cotton, closing the matter as graciously as circumstances allow.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I'M REALLY BAD AT APOLOGIES SO GO UNFUCK YOURSELF OR WHATEVER" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
An attempt at resolution. Off-white text on black cotton, closing the matter as graciously as circumstances allow.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "I'M REALLY BAD AT APOLOGIES SO GO UNFUCK YOURSELF OR WHATEVER" – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who view apologies as optional and performative remorse as beneath them. Off-white text that replaces sorry with a polite suggestion to handle your own feelings.

For those who’ve been told they need to apologize to people who started the problem, demanded to say sorry when they weren’t wrong, or expected to grovel for setting boundaries. The design acknowledges a complete lack of interest in emotional labor for undeserving recipients. Works well as a gift for people allergic to fake apologies, anyone tired of apologizing for existing, or friends who believe accountability is a two-way street.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who save their apologies for people who actually deserve them and everyone else can manage their own emotional regulation.