This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve concluded that extraterrestrial takeover might be humanity’s best option. Off-white text and alien graphic expressing readiness to welcome our new overlords because the current management isn’t working out.
For those who’ve lost faith in human intelligence, believe aliens couldn’t possibly do worse than we’re doing, and view an invasion as less of a threat and more of a much-needed intervention. The design suggests that intelligent life is so scarce on Earth that importing it from space is the only solution. Works well as a gift for UFO enthusiasts, Area 51 believers, conspiracy theorists, sci-fi fans tired of humanity, or anyone who thinks alien abduction might be an upgrade from their current situation.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and alien graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that humanity had its chance and maybe it’s time to let someone more qualified take over.