This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose complete lack of concern is consistently mistaken for attitude. Off-white text clarifying that indifference isn’t a performance, it’s a lifestyle.
For those accused of having a bad attitude when they’re simply being honest about their investment level, told they seem like they don’t care when that’s precisely accurate, and asked to fake enthusiasm they don’t feel. The design acknowledges that what looks like apathy to others is actually just radical authenticity. Works well as a gift for retail workers on their last nerve, anyone in customer service, friends who’ve stopped pretending, or people whose emotional labor budget is permanently at zero.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve stopped faking enthusiasm and believe honesty beats performance every time.