This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who don’t recall requesting input and would like unsolicited advice to stop immediately. Off-white text delivering a rhetorical question with a firm answer about unwanted opinions.
For those exhausted by people who treat silence as an invitation to share their thoughts, tired of relatives offering life advice nobody requested, and done with strangers volunteering opinions on personal choices. The design uses polite inquiry to deliver aggressive boundary enforcement—I didn’t ask, you shouldn’t have answered. Works well as a gift for people managing nosy family members, anyone tired of unsolicited parenting advice, friends setting firm boundaries, or adults who’ve learned that not every thought deserves verbalization just because someone had it.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that unsolicited advice is just criticism wearing a helpful mask, and silence doesn’t equal consent to commentary.