This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve learned that the best stories start with someone saying this is probably a bad idea. Off-white handwritten-style text celebrating questionable decision-making as content creation.
For those who measure life by the quality of stories generated rather than the wisdom of choices made, friends who turn quiet nights into legendary tales, and anyone who’s discovered that regret fades but stories last forever. The design acknowledges that responsible decisions make for boring conversations and the wildest nights produce the best morning-after debriefs. Works well as a gift for the chaos coordinator of your friend group, bachelor/bachelorette party attendees, anyone planning road trips with minimal planning, or friends whose autobiography would be titled What Was I Thinking and Other Adventures.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white handwritten-style text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that life is too short for good decisions and the best memories come from terrible ideas executed with confidence.