This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who acknowledge they’re not the responsible friend but promise legendary stories. Off-white text admitting that questionable decisions and good times are a package deal.
For those who’ve been blamed for bad ideas that turned into great memories, friends who suggest things that sound terrible until you’re all laughing about it later, and people whose influence is measured in regret-tomorrow-but-worth-it-tonight energy. The design celebrates the beautiful chaos of being the friend who makes life interesting, even if stability isn’t your specialty. Works well as a gift for the instigator of your friend group, anyone planning the bachelor/bachelorette party, people who turn quiet nights into adventures, or friends whose motto is we’ll probably be fine.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that responsible friends are overrated and the best stories start with someone saying this is probably a bad idea.