This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve done the math and concluded that plural always beats singular when it comes to beer. Off-white bottle graphic with text documenting irrefutable drinking logic.
For those who view the first beer as a warm-up, the second as necessary, and everything after that as quality assurance. The design celebrates the philosophy that moderation is fine but excess is more fun. Works well as a gift for craft beer fans, brewery tour enthusiasts, weekend warriors, or friends whose idea of a nightcap involves several bottles and questionable decisions.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that beer tastes better in groups and one is just the loneliest number.