This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who treat their Friday night like a system upgrade in progress. Off-white text with red loading bar documenting the journey from sober to questionable decisions.
For those who view drinking as a process requiring time, commitment, and several rounds before achieving optimal functionality. The design captures that transitional phase between totally fine and aggressively friendly to strangers. Works well as a gift for weekend warriors, bar crawl participants, bachelor or bachelorette parties, or anyone who needs visual confirmation that the alcohol is, in fact, working.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white and red graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who understand that getting drunk is a marathon, not a sprint, and requires proper loading time.