This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who know they’re a lot to handle and are grateful someone signed up for it anyway. Off-white text expressing appreciation while acknowledging that befriending you requires questionable judgment.
For those who bring chaos to every situation, drag friends into terrible ideas, and generally make life more interesting in ways that might require therapy later. The design celebrates the friends who stick around despite all the red flags and poor decision-making. Works well as a gift for your ride-or-die friend, the person who bails you out of situations, anyone who’s tolerated your nonsense for years, or friends who’ve accepted that stability was never part of the package.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that true friendship means sticking around despite overwhelming evidence that you shouldn’t, and gratitude for that kind of loyalty runs deep.