This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve given up on fitness culture and wear their gym membership cancellation as a badge of honor. Off-white sign-style graphic declaring proud departure from physical fitness.
For those who consider walking to the fridge their daily cardio, view exercise as a personal attack, and have made peace with the couch lifestyle. The design is a self-aware celebration of being magnificently out of shape—you’re not avoiding the gym, you’ve graduated from it and moved on to more comfortable pursuits. Works well as a gift for friends who’ve quit every fitness program, anyone whose New Year’s resolution dies by January 2nd, gym membership card collectors who never actually go, or people whose relationship with exercise is cordial but distant.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white sign-style graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that life’s too short to do burpees and being out of shape is a lifestyle choice they’re comfortable with.