This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose sense of humor peaked in seventh grade and they’re completely fine with that. Massive off-white text delivering the world’s most versatile comeback.
For those who believe sophistication is overrated and the best response to any statement, question, or accusation is simply your mom. The design celebrates the timeless art of juvenile deflection and the universally understood language of immature roasting. Works well as a gift for friends who refuse to grow up, anyone who peaked at age thirteen, people who still find fart jokes hilarious, or that one coworker who responds to every Slack message with a your mom joke.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that maturity is a choice and they choose chaos.