This is a black unisex t-shirt for parents who can’t remember what day it is, where they parked, or what they came into this room for. Off-white text documenting the theft of cognitive function by small humans.
For those navigating life with half a brain cell, fueled by cold coffee and spite, pretty sure their sanity is buried under a pile of laundry that’s been there since Tuesday. Or was it Wednesday? The design acknowledges that parenthood is beautiful, magical, and also responsible for that thing where you open the fridge and forget why. Works well as a gift for new parents, veteran parents, or anyone raising tiny chaos agents who ask why seventeen times before breakfast.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who love their kids but would also like their brain back at some point, preferably before retirement.