This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose patience tank has been empty for months and are now running on fumes, spite, and caffeine. Off-white graphic showing exactly where their tolerance level sits.
For those working retail during the holidays, teaching middle schoolers basic manners, parenting through the fourth meltdown before noon, or managing coworkers who can’t figure out the copy machine. The gauge is past empty and heading toward a destination that requires deep breathing exercises to avoid. Works well as a gift for customer service survivors, exhausted teachers, burnt-out parents, or anyone whose job description includes “dealing with people.”
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve used up their patience quota for the year.