Wait Till Dad Hears About This.

He's got a phone now and he's not happy

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white "WAIT TILL DAD HEARS ABOUT THIS." text and Jesus illustration wearing sunglasses holding smartphone – funny graphic tee
Divine oversight has been modernized. Off-white graphic on black cotton, featuring Jesus with a smartphone calling his Dad.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white "WAIT TILL DAD HEARS ABOUT THIS." text and Jesus illustration wearing sunglasses holding smartphone – funny graphic tee
Divine oversight has been modernized. Off-white graphic on black cotton, featuring Jesus with a smartphone calling his Dad.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white "WAIT TILL DAD HEARS ABOUT THIS." text and Jesus illustration wearing sunglasses holding smartphone – funny graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who appreciate religious humor with a modern twist. Off-white graphic showing Jesus in sunglasses with a smartphone, ready to report directly to management.

For those who view theology through the lens of comedy and imagine divine surveillance happening via group text. The design combines sacred imagery with contemporary technology to suggest that someone’s keeping receipts on human behavior. Works well as a gift for people with irreverent senses of humor, lapsed Catholics with a sense of irony, youth group leaders who appreciate edgy jokes, or friends who believe laughter and faith aren’t mutually exclusive.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who appreciate religious satire and understand that humor can coexist with spirituality.