This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who appreciate religious humor with a modern twist. Off-white graphic showing Jesus in sunglasses with a smartphone, ready to report directly to management.
For those who view theology through the lens of comedy and imagine divine surveillance happening via group text. The design combines sacred imagery with contemporary technology to suggest that someone’s keeping receipts on human behavior. Works well as a gift for people with irreverent senses of humor, lapsed Catholics with a sense of irony, youth group leaders who appreciate edgy jokes, or friends who believe laughter and faith aren’t mutually exclusive.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who appreciate religious satire and understand that humor can coexist with spirituality.