This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who handle body image issues with linguistic precision and dad joke energy. Off-white text featuring a grammar pun that’s technically accurate.
For those who prefer clever wordplay over gym memberships and would rather laugh at themselves than pretend they’re training for a marathon. The design combines self-awareness with linguistic humor for maximum relatability. Works well as a gift for friends who appreciate a good pun and have made peace with their snack drawer.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know the difference between your and you’re but not the difference between one cookie and the whole sleeve.