This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose idea of unity is silently agreeing that everyone wants to leave. Off-white text and raised fist graphic celebrating collective social exhaustion.
For those who showed up out of obligation, are counting down the minutes until acceptable departure time, and bonding with other introverts through shared misery and eye contact that says same. The design captures the paradox of introverts gathering to acknowledge how much they’d rather not be gathering. Works well as a gift for socially drained friends, people allergic to networking events, anyone whose happy place is home alone, or coworkers united in their hatred of mandatory fun.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who believe the best part of going out is coming home and true solidarity means respecting each other’s need to leave early.