This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who measure their capacity for human interaction in percentages and theirs is permanently at zero. Off-white text and battery graphic documenting complete social energy depletion.
For introverts, programmers, tech workers, and anyone whose idea of a perfect day involves zero human contact and maximum screen time. The design uses tech language to express social exhaustion—your battery didn’t drain gradually, it started empty. Works well as a gift for software engineers who live in their IDE, gamers who consider voice chat too much interaction, IT professionals who prefer tickets over meetings, or anyone whose recharge method is solitude and whose social obligations are viewed as system errors.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that social interaction is a resource that depletes faster than it recharges and zero percent is their natural state.