This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose sense of humor is just honesty delivered with a smirk. Off-white text clarifying that the laughs are a misunderstanding—you’re not joking, you’re just being real.
For those whose brutal observations get mistaken for comedy, friends who roast people so accurately it sounds like a bit, and anyone who’s realized that saying terrible things with confidence makes people assume you’re kidding. The design acknowledges that advanced sarcasm is indistinguishable from cruelty and people laugh because they’re uncomfortable, not amused. Works well as a gift for people with cutting wit, friends who insult you as a love language, roasters with surgical precision, or anyone who’s been told they’re hilarious when they were actually being serious.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white outline and solid text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who’ve weaponized honesty, mastered deadpan delivery, and understand that sometimes people laugh because they don’t know what else to do.