This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve weaponized politeness and use smiling as psychological warfare. Off-white handwritten-style text celebrating the art of fake kindness toward people you despise.
For those who’ve mastered the passive-aggressive smile, perfected the art of surface-level politeness while internally hating someone, and understand that killing them with kindness means they never see it coming. The design acknowledges that sometimes the best revenge is being aggressively pleasant to people who annoy you—they know you’re being fake, you know you’re being fake, and that’s what makes it perfect. Works well as a gift for office workers with terrible coworkers, people navigating toxic family dynamics, customer service veterans who smile through rage, or anyone who’s discovered that fake niceness is more satisfying than honest hostility.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white handwritten-style text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that being fake-nice to people you dislike is both petty and effective, and passive aggression is an art form worth celebrating.