This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve been accused of being annoying when they’re actually searching for a way to make you stop talking. Off-white text clarifying that button-pushing is accidental—the mute function is the goal.
For those exhausted by endless conversations, trapped in meetings that should’ve been emails, stuck with people who mistake silence for an invitation to keep talking, and desperately wishing humans came with a volume control. The design flips the script on being called annoying—you’re not trying to bother them, you’re trying to silence them. Works well as a gift for introverts surviving open office plans, anyone tired of chatty coworkers, people who view small talk as torture, or adults whose ideal conversation length is zero minutes.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that the best conversations are the ones that don’t happen and life would improve significantly if people came with mute buttons.