Keep Rolling Your Eyes. Maybe You'll Find a Brain Back There.

Optimistic. The search has not yielded results so far.

Black t-shirt with off-white "KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE." text – funny sarcastic tee
An encouraging suggestion. Off-white text on black cotton, cheering on an expedition that was never going to find what it was looking for.
Black t-shirt with off-white "KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE." text – funny sarcastic tee
An encouraging suggestion. Off-white text on black cotton, cheering on an expedition that was never going to find what it was looking for.
Black t-shirt with off-white "KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE." text – funny sarcastic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who are done being polite to eye-rollers and dismissive know-it-alls. Off-white text delivering the comeback you wish you’d said out loud.

For those who’ve dealt with one too many condescending sighs, theatrical eye-rolls, and passive-aggressive dismissals from coworkers, teenagers, or that one family member who thinks they’re smarter than everyone. The design says what you’re thinking when someone responds to logic with attitude. Works well as a gift for teachers, parents, retail workers, or anyone managing humans with opinions and no self-awareness.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who’ve earned the right to roast dismissive behavior and aren’t backing down anymore.