This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose sarcasm is a natural defensive response to incompetence masquerading as curiosity. Off-white text establishing reasonable expectations for the question-answer exchange.
For those who’ve been told they have an attitude problem when the real issue is other people asking questions Google could answer, coworkers who interrupt your work with easily preventable problems, or anyone whose inquiry suggests they’ve put zero thought into the situation. The design clarifies that sarcasm isn’t the problem—it’s the appropriate response to questions that should never have been asked. Works well as a gift for teachers tired of “will this be on the test,” IT professionals fielding “is it plugged in” calls, or anyone whose patience with stupidity ended years ago.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who believe stupid questions deserve honest responses and sarcasm is a form of education.