This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve weaponized sarcasm so thoroughly they’ve lost the ability to communicate sincerely. Off-white text documenting the moment dry humor became a permanent personality trait.
For those who respond to everything with thinly veiled mockery, can’t give a compliment without sounding suspicious, and genuinely cannot tell if they meant that thing they just said. The design acknowledges that advanced sarcasm is less a communication style and more a lifestyle disorder. Works well as a gift for chronically sarcastic friends, coworkers who never say what they mean, or anyone whose default tone is aggressive irony.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults whose sarcasm has achieved sentience and now operates independently of conscious thought.