Are You Always This Stupid or Is Today a Special Occasion?

Asking for diagnostic purposes

Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID OR IS TODAY A SPECIAL OCCASION?" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Determining whether this is a pattern or an event. Off-white text on black cotton, conducting the assessment with full sincerity.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID OR IS TODAY A SPECIAL OCCASION?" – funny sarcastic graphic tee
Determining whether this is a pattern or an event. Off-white text on black cotton, conducting the assessment with full sincerity.
Black unisex t-shirt with off-white text reading "ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID OR IS TODAY A SPECIAL OCCASION?" – funny sarcastic graphic tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve stopped being polite about other people’s persistent incompetence. Off-white text posing an honest question about whether today’s stupidity is baseline or exceptional.

For those dealing with coworkers who make the same mistake repeatedly, family members who never learn, or strangers whose decision-making skills inspire genuine concern about humanity’s future. The design asks whether you’re witnessing someone’s normal operating capacity or if they’re having an unusually terrible day. Works well as a gift for teachers grading essays, managers dealing with incompetent staff, IT professionals troubleshooting user error, or anyone whose patience with stupidity expired years ago.

– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who believe legitimate questions deserve honest answers and stupidity deserves documentation.