This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who reserve their tolerance for stupidity exclusively for situations that compensate them financially. Off-white text explaining that patience with idiots is a professional service, not a personality trait.
For those navigating coworkers who can’t work the copy machine, clients who ignore every instruction, managers who schedule meetings about meetings, and anyone whose incompetence becomes your problem. The design acknowledges that tolerating stupidity isn’t altruism—it’s a job requirement with clearly defined boundaries. Works well as a gift for anyone in customer service, IT professionals troubleshooting user error, teachers grading confidently wrong answers, or office workers whose job description includes dealing with morons.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that professional behavior is a performance and off the clock they owe stupidity nothing.