This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who’ve accepted that their survival strategy during the zombie apocalypse is being intellectually unappetizing. Off-white text and zombie graphic celebrating the protective benefits of not overthinking things.
For those who joke about their intelligence level, embrace their lack of brain cells, and understand that sometimes being dumb is a legitimate survival strategy. The design uses zombie apocalypse logic to deliver a self-roast about cognitive capabilities. Works well as a gift for friends who laugh at themselves, people who embrace their chaotic energy, anyone who’s proudly stated they share one brain cell with their friend group, or adults whose decision-making process involves zero critical thinking.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white text and graphic print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that self-awareness about stupidity is its own kind of intelligence and humor is the best coping mechanism.