This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who refuse to apologize for thinking rationally in a world allergic to logic. Off-white text delivering a fake apology for the crime of using basic reasoning.
For those exhausted by people who treat facts as personal attacks, tired of being told logic is offensive, and done pretending that feelings override reality. The design is a sarcastic non-apology for having the audacity to employ critical thinking—if common sense offends you, that’s a you problem, not a me problem. Works well as a gift for people who’ve been called insensitive for being logical, anyone tired of emotion-based arguments, friends who refuse to pretend feelings are facts, or adults who believe that being offended by reason says more about the offended than the reasoner.
– Unisex fit
– Black cotton
– Off-white distressed text print
– Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
– Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who know that apologizing for logic is absurd and being offended by common sense is a personal failing, not their responsibility to fix.